
In
Fight Club, they talk about who they could take in a fight - Shatner seems to be the dude dudes want to take on - I guess taking Captain Kirk would be quite a coup. It seems that in this question, you want to come up with what would be a
Good Fight, not an easy one. For me, people would either take me out pretty fast, or there might be some prolonged slapping and hair pulling, hence my list:
Renee Zelweger - she's little, but she's in good shape. I think it'd be fair, but I could take her.
Martin Short - as Jiminy Glick
Emma Thompson Keira Knightley - I snap her like a twig
Claire Danes - I beat her, then force feed her a hamburger
Actually, it's more likely they'll all kick my ass. OK, don't embarrass me by not listing your
TOP FIVE.